Monday Night Raw - April 20th, 2009 - Online Links
1 - http://www.yousportz.com/video/11752...042009--Part-1
2 - http://www.yousportz.com/video/11753...042009--Part-2
3 - http://www.yousportz.com/video/11754...042009--Part-3
4 - http://www.yousportz.com/video/11755...042009--Part-4
5 - http://www.yousportz.com/video/11756...042009--Part-5
6 - http://www.yousportz.com/video/11757...042009--Part-6
Thursday, April 30, 2009
sardarji joke
A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were having lunch and Gujju said, "Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The sardaar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the sardaar's wife.
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.
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The sardaar's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
They were having lunch and Gujju said, "Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The sardaar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the sardaar's wife.
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..
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.
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The sardaar's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
Gujrati Brilliance?
Indian Finance- brilliant!
>
>
> Sardarjee: I have a cow for you for just R500!'
>
> Patelbhai: E yoh, ! I'll take it - you can bring it to me tomorrow!'
> The next day:
>
> 'Sorry Bhai , but the cow died last night.'
>
> 'Hauw... So, ok then. Just give me my money back'
>
> 'Sorry Bhai, I did already spend that money..'
>
> 'Eish! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow.'
So, sardaar jee
> brought the dead cow to Patel the next morning.
>
> A few weeks later, sardarjee bumped into patel and asked him what he
> did with the dead cow:
>
> 'You won't believe, sardarjee! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold
> 200 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R995! But, I didn't tell
> anyone the cow was dead..'
>
> 'Yoh! And the people didn't complain?'
>
> 'Eish! only the guy which won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was
> happy!'
>
> Patel is now Minister of Finance in Gujrat
>
> We should LEARN FROM THIS !!!
>
>
> Sardarjee: I have a cow for you for just R500!'
>
> Patelbhai: E yoh, ! I'll take it - you can bring it to me tomorrow!'
> The next day:
>
> 'Sorry Bhai , but the cow died last night.'
>
> 'Hauw... So, ok then. Just give me my money back'
>
> 'Sorry Bhai, I did already spend that money..'
>
> 'Eish! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow.'
So, sardaar jee
> brought the dead cow to Patel the next morning.
>
> A few weeks later, sardarjee bumped into patel and asked him what he
> did with the dead cow:
>
> 'You won't believe, sardarjee! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold
> 200 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R995! But, I didn't tell
> anyone the cow was dead..'
>
> 'Yoh! And the people didn't complain?'
>
> 'Eish! only the guy which won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was
> happy!'
>
> Patel is now Minister of Finance in Gujrat
>
> We should LEARN FROM THIS !!!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Counter Strike 1.6 Portable
Counter Strike 1.6 Portable
Its only 66MB... For real!
Pretty neat to keep it on a pen drive and pop it out when your bored at work / skl.
Just one file, easy.
Open the file and play it directly from a pen drive or hard disk...
Download Link (1 Link):
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/116063847/Count_Strike_1.6_Port.rar
Its only 66MB... For real!
Pretty neat to keep it on a pen drive and pop it out when your bored at work / skl.
Just one file, easy.
Open the file and play it directly from a pen drive or hard disk...
Download Link (1 Link):
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/116063847/Count_Strike_1.6_Port.rar
Cricket (2007) IPL
Cricket (2007) IPL
All you need is a copy of cricket 2007 in your P.C Hard Disk
Instructions:
Note: You must have cricket 2007 installed to use this.
1) Download the file and extract it.
2) From the folder IPL Patch copy all the files and paste in the Game folder usually C:\Program Files\EA SPORTS\EA SPORTS™ Cricket 07.It will say do you want to replace the existing files.Say "yes to all".
3) Next extract all 3 files from IPL roster profile tournament folder
4) Copy all the extracted folder in your My documents cricket folder(that,s where your saved games are stored)This step is important if you dont do this you cant get ipl teams.
5) you are done launch the game..
6) go to my cricket and load/save
7) load the roster
Cool You are Done
ITS 100% Working tested by me
If you have any question reply
Feautures Include:-
1. This patch has got all the IPL teams with their correct logos, and 7 predicted kits .
2.Most of the international players have their original faces.
3.New International Logos ( never seen before)
4.New overlays & new shots in the game.
5.International teams squads are up to date & their abilities also changed.
6.All new players like Ishan sharmna, Misbah- ul- haq , Virat kohli.(all IPL contracted players in it.)
7.New IPL menu with cricket 08 look.
8.Play with the computer team, they don't take singles at all and even the last bat's man hit sixes.
And Many More Which Can't Be Written.Just play it and notice them.
Download:
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/115841481/IPL_complete_Patch_by_coolstudents.zip
Password:
Code:
http://www.warezstorm.com
__________________
All you need is a copy of cricket 2007 in your P.C Hard Disk
Instructions:
Note: You must have cricket 2007 installed to use this.
1) Download the file and extract it.
2) From the folder IPL Patch copy all the files and paste in the Game folder usually C:\Program Files\EA SPORTS\EA SPORTS™ Cricket 07.It will say do you want to replace the existing files.Say "yes to all".
3) Next extract all 3 files from IPL roster profile tournament folder
4) Copy all the extracted folder in your My documents cricket folder(that,s where your saved games are stored)This step is important if you dont do this you cant get ipl teams.
5) you are done launch the game..
6) go to my cricket and load/save
7) load the roster
Cool You are Done
ITS 100% Working tested by me
If you have any question reply
Feautures Include:-
1. This patch has got all the IPL teams with their correct logos, and 7 predicted kits .
2.Most of the international players have their original faces.
3.New International Logos ( never seen before)
4.New overlays & new shots in the game.
5.International teams squads are up to date & their abilities also changed.
6.All new players like Ishan sharmna, Misbah- ul- haq , Virat kohli.(all IPL contracted players in it.)
7.New IPL menu with cricket 08 look.
8.Play with the computer team, they don't take singles at all and even the last bat's man hit sixes.
And Many More Which Can't Be Written.Just play it and notice them.
Download:
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/115841481/IPL_complete_Patch_by_coolstudents.zip
Password:
Code:
http://www.warezstorm.com
__________________
Total Video Converter
Total Video Converter
Total Video Converter is a complete solution for video conversion which supports reading, playing all kinds of video and audio formats and converting them to the popular video formats.
Total Video Converter includes a powerful media conversion engine internally so that you can convert media files with very fast speed.
Total Video Converter is very easy to use.
Video Formats:
Real Video(.rmvb, .rm)
MPEG4(.mp4)
3GP (.3gp, 3g2)
Game Psp(.psp)
MPEG1(.mpg, mpeg)
MPEG2 PS (.mpg, mpeg, vob)
MPEG2 TS (DVB Transport Stream)
Ms ASF(.asf, .wmv)
Ms AVI(.avi)
Macromedia Flash video FLV (.flv)
Apple Quicktime(.mov)
FLIC format(.fli, .flc) . Gif Animation(.gif)
DV (.dv)
.Video Formats Dx9 Directshow can open
Audio Formats:
Audio CD(.cda)
MPEG audio(.mp3, mp2)
Real Audio(.ra)
Ms WAV(.wav)
Ms WMA(.wma)
Real Audio (.ra)
OGG(.ogg)
Amr audio(.amr)
AC3(.ac3)
SUN AU format (.au)
Macromedia Flash embedded audio(.swf)
Audio Formats Dx9 Directshow can open
Total Video Converter supports generating the following file formats:
Video Formats:
. MPEG4(.mp4)
. 3GP(.3gp, 3g2)
. Game Psp(.psp)
. MPEG1(.mpg, mpeg)
. NTSC, PAL DVD mpeg
. NTSC, PAL SVCD mpeg
. NTSC, PAL VCD mpeg
. Ms Mpeg4 AVI(.avi)
. Divx AVI(.avi)
. Xvid AVI(.avi)
. H264 AVI(.avi)
. Mjpeg AVI(.avi)
. HuffYUV AVI(.avi)
. Swf Video(.swf)
. Flv Video (.flv)
. Gif Animation(.gif)
. Mpeg4 Mov(.mov)
. Apple Quicktime(.mov)
. FLIC format(.fli, .flc)
. Gif Animation(.gif)
. DV (.dv)
Audio Formats:
. MPEG audio(.mp3, mp2)
. Ms WAV(.wav)
. Ms WMA(.wma)
. OGG(.ogg)
. Amr audio(.amr)
. AC3(.ac3)
Here are some key features of "Total Video Converter":
� Convert all kinds of videos to mobile videos or audios (mp4, 3gp, xvid, divx mpeg4 avi, amr audio) which are used by cell-phone, PDA, PSP, iPod, iPhone, Xbox360, PS3 etc.;
� Photos slide show combines multi-photos and musics with more than 300 photos fantasy transition effect;
� High compatibility and high efficiency for Importing RMVB or RM video/audio;
� onvert various videos to MPEG videos compatible with standard DVD/SVCD/VCD;
� Burn the converted videos to DVD/SVCD/VCD;
� Rip DVD to popular videos of all sorts;
� Extract audio from various of videos and convert which to all kinds of audios (mp3, ac3, ogg, wav, aac);
� RIP CD to audios of all sorts directly;
� Support using with command line;
� Combine several video and audio files to one video file;
� Demultiplex or extract video and audio;
� Multiplex video and audio to one file;
Requirements:
� Directx 9
� 800 MHz Pentium II or higher
� 256M RAM or higher
� Macromedia flash OCX
� Accelerated display
What's New in This Release:
� Auto dectect interlaced video such as TS, M2TS, MTS, MKV and other lots of High-Def videos, and auto deinterlace while making conversion.
� Support AVCHD M2TS, AVCHD MTS video importing;
� Support outputting H264 flv;
� Outputting new video format for high quality GIF animation, BlackBerry Cellphone, MP3 AMV Video;
� Auto copy converted video to PSP, iTunes for iPod and iPhone;
� The function of combing several video files to one is more stable.
Size : 7 MB
Code: http://rapidshare.com/files/19776881...3.14e.rar.html
Total Video Converter is a complete solution for video conversion which supports reading, playing all kinds of video and audio formats and converting them to the popular video formats.
Total Video Converter includes a powerful media conversion engine internally so that you can convert media files with very fast speed.
Total Video Converter is very easy to use.
Video Formats:
Real Video(.rmvb, .rm)
MPEG4(.mp4)
3GP (.3gp, 3g2)
Game Psp(.psp)
MPEG1(.mpg, mpeg)
MPEG2 PS (.mpg, mpeg, vob)
MPEG2 TS (DVB Transport Stream)
Ms ASF(.asf, .wmv)
Ms AVI(.avi)
Macromedia Flash video FLV (.flv)
Apple Quicktime(.mov)
FLIC format(.fli, .flc) . Gif Animation(.gif)
DV (.dv)
.Video Formats Dx9 Directshow can open
Audio Formats:
Audio CD(.cda)
MPEG audio(.mp3, mp2)
Real Audio(.ra)
Ms WAV(.wav)
Ms WMA(.wma)
Real Audio (.ra)
OGG(.ogg)
Amr audio(.amr)
AC3(.ac3)
SUN AU format (.au)
Macromedia Flash embedded audio(.swf)
Audio Formats Dx9 Directshow can open
Total Video Converter supports generating the following file formats:
Video Formats:
. MPEG4(.mp4)
. 3GP(.3gp, 3g2)
. Game Psp(.psp)
. MPEG1(.mpg, mpeg)
. NTSC, PAL DVD mpeg
. NTSC, PAL SVCD mpeg
. NTSC, PAL VCD mpeg
. Ms Mpeg4 AVI(.avi)
. Divx AVI(.avi)
. Xvid AVI(.avi)
. H264 AVI(.avi)
. Mjpeg AVI(.avi)
. HuffYUV AVI(.avi)
. Swf Video(.swf)
. Flv Video (.flv)
. Gif Animation(.gif)
. Mpeg4 Mov(.mov)
. Apple Quicktime(.mov)
. FLIC format(.fli, .flc)
. Gif Animation(.gif)
. DV (.dv)
Audio Formats:
. MPEG audio(.mp3, mp2)
. Ms WAV(.wav)
. Ms WMA(.wma)
. OGG(.ogg)
. Amr audio(.amr)
. AC3(.ac3)
Here are some key features of "Total Video Converter":
� Convert all kinds of videos to mobile videos or audios (mp4, 3gp, xvid, divx mpeg4 avi, amr audio) which are used by cell-phone, PDA, PSP, iPod, iPhone, Xbox360, PS3 etc.;
� Photos slide show combines multi-photos and musics with more than 300 photos fantasy transition effect;
� High compatibility and high efficiency for Importing RMVB or RM video/audio;
� onvert various videos to MPEG videos compatible with standard DVD/SVCD/VCD;
� Burn the converted videos to DVD/SVCD/VCD;
� Rip DVD to popular videos of all sorts;
� Extract audio from various of videos and convert which to all kinds of audios (mp3, ac3, ogg, wav, aac);
� RIP CD to audios of all sorts directly;
� Support using with command line;
� Combine several video and audio files to one video file;
� Demultiplex or extract video and audio;
� Multiplex video and audio to one file;
Requirements:
� Directx 9
� 800 MHz Pentium II or higher
� 256M RAM or higher
� Macromedia flash OCX
� Accelerated display
What's New in This Release:
� Auto dectect interlaced video such as TS, M2TS, MTS, MKV and other lots of High-Def videos, and auto deinterlace while making conversion.
� Support AVCHD M2TS, AVCHD MTS video importing;
� Support outputting H264 flv;
� Outputting new video format for high quality GIF animation, BlackBerry Cellphone, MP3 AMV Video;
� Auto copy converted video to PSP, iTunes for iPod and iPhone;
� The function of combing several video files to one is more stable.
Size : 7 MB
Code: http://rapidshare.com/files/19776881...3.14e.rar.html
Helium Music Manager 0.0.6004
Helium Music Manager 0.0.6004
With Helium Music Manager, you can take control of your music collection. Stop spending time looking for files on your computer or hunting through CDs vinyl records and tapes-instead, simply enjoy and explore your music!
Download:-
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/112616868/Helium.Music.Manager.v2008.0.0.6004.Multilingual.rar
With Helium Music Manager, you can take control of your music collection. Stop spending time looking for files on your computer or hunting through CDs vinyl records and tapes-instead, simply enjoy and explore your music!
Download:-
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/112616868/Helium.Music.Manager.v2008.0.0.6004.Multilingual.rar
The KM Player
The KM Player
The KM Player plus lots of external codecs and skins included
The KMPlayer is all in one media player covering various formats such as
VCD, DVD, AVI, MKV, Ogg, OGM, 3GP, MPEG-1/2/4, WMV, RealMedia, QuickTime,
Flash videos etc. It has an extra feature to play Incomplete/Damaged AVI
file, Locked Media Files while downloading or sharing, Compressed Audio
Album (zip, rar) and so on. It handles a wide range of subtitles and allows
you to capture audio, video, and screenshots in many ways.
This is considered one of the best players than windows media player plus
it is so light to play high def mkv files with awesome audio displaying the
actual channels, actual codec video and audio used, displaying fullscreen,
actual screen controls, shortcuts right at your fingertips.
Download:-
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/112064555/2008_codecs.players.converters.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/112078612/2008_codecs.players.converters.part2.rar
The KM Player plus lots of external codecs and skins included
The KMPlayer is all in one media player covering various formats such as
VCD, DVD, AVI, MKV, Ogg, OGM, 3GP, MPEG-1/2/4, WMV, RealMedia, QuickTime,
Flash videos etc. It has an extra feature to play Incomplete/Damaged AVI
file, Locked Media Files while downloading or sharing, Compressed Audio
Album (zip, rar) and so on. It handles a wide range of subtitles and allows
you to capture audio, video, and screenshots in many ways.
This is considered one of the best players than windows media player plus
it is so light to play high def mkv files with awesome audio displaying the
actual channels, actual codec video and audio used, displaying fullscreen,
actual screen controls, shortcuts right at your fingertips.
Download:-
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/112064555/2008_codecs.players.converters.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/112078612/2008_codecs.players.converters.part2.rar
IDM Ultra Edit Plus 14.00
IDM Ultra Edit Plus 14.00
UltraEdit is a powerful disk-basked text editor, programmer's editor, and hex editor that is used to edit HTML, PHP, javascript, Perl, C/C++, and a multitude of other coding/programming languages. UltraEdit can handle and edit files in excess of 4 gigabytes. An industry award winning application, UltraEdit includes a free trial period so users may try the fully functional application before buying a license.
This page contains a list of all features in the application. Related features are grouped into different categories - simply click on a category to jump to those features.
Some features may link to a related Power Tip, which provides a tutorial for using the feature.
* Key text editing features
* Programmer's features
* Database handling features
* File management features
* Printing features
* Text editing features (HTML, CSS, etc.)
* Search and replace features
* Project/workspace features
* Editor display and customization features
* Formatting features (text, XML, etc.)
* Column/block editing features
* Macro and scripting features
* Advanced configurable features
* Window management features
* Help and support features
* Additional features
* Hex editor features
Download:-
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/113581508/IDM_UltraEdit_v14.00_Plus_1.rar
UltraEdit is a powerful disk-basked text editor, programmer's editor, and hex editor that is used to edit HTML, PHP, javascript, Perl, C/C++, and a multitude of other coding/programming languages. UltraEdit can handle and edit files in excess of 4 gigabytes. An industry award winning application, UltraEdit includes a free trial period so users may try the fully functional application before buying a license.
This page contains a list of all features in the application. Related features are grouped into different categories - simply click on a category to jump to those features.
Some features may link to a related Power Tip, which provides a tutorial for using the feature.
* Key text editing features
* Programmer's features
* Database handling features
* File management features
* Printing features
* Text editing features (HTML, CSS, etc.)
* Search and replace features
* Project/workspace features
* Editor display and customization features
* Formatting features (text, XML, etc.)
* Column/block editing features
* Macro and scripting features
* Advanced configurable features
* Window management features
* Help and support features
* Additional features
* Hex editor features
Download:-
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/113581508/IDM_UltraEdit_v14.00_Plus_1.rar
PDF to Word v3.0 ■ 3.75MB
PDF to Word v3.0 ■ 3.75MB
PDF2Word (PDF to Word) software exports the text, images and other contents from any PDF document into MS Word document format (RTF or Word), so you can edit and reuse your PDF content. PDF2Word (PDF to Word) preserves the original PDF text, layout and bitmap images inthe generated Word document. PDF2Word (PDF to Word) software is a standalone program and does not require Microsoft Word, Adobe Acrobat, or even Acrobat Reader.
PDF to Word/RTF Features and Interface:-
- Convert PDF files into Microsoft Word documents;
- Batch PDF to Word conversion - convert multiple documents at once;
- Standalone software, MS Word, Adobe Acrobat and Reader NOT required!
- Support Command Line Operation (for manual use or inclusion in scripts);
- Support Win98/ME/NT/2000/XP/2003/Vista platforms;
- Automatically resize PDF page to fit your required Word page size;
- Accurately preserve text, pictures, and layout of the original PDF;
- PDF to Word is easy to use;
- Support multiple documents conversion (Batch Processing);
- Support drag and drop PDF files for conversion;
- Support PDF1.6 file format (formerly supported only by Adobe Acrobat 7.0);
- Converted files can be automatically loaded immediately after conversion is complete;
- Support page range conversion (all, from-to, individual pages);
- Support English, French, German, Italian, Chinese Simplified, Chinese Traditional, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Japanese, Korean, Norwegian, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, etc.
- languages;
- Support deletion of graphics and pictures from the generated Word document;
- Support encrypted PDF file conversion;
- Five reconstruction modes for PDF to Word conversion;
- Convert PDF file to flowing MS Word document without text boxes.
Download:-
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/113338778/PDF2Word_v3.0.rar
PDF2Word (PDF to Word) software exports the text, images and other contents from any PDF document into MS Word document format (RTF or Word), so you can edit and reuse your PDF content. PDF2Word (PDF to Word) preserves the original PDF text, layout and bitmap images inthe generated Word document. PDF2Word (PDF to Word) software is a standalone program and does not require Microsoft Word, Adobe Acrobat, or even Acrobat Reader.
PDF to Word/RTF Features and Interface:-
- Convert PDF files into Microsoft Word documents;
- Batch PDF to Word conversion - convert multiple documents at once;
- Standalone software, MS Word, Adobe Acrobat and Reader NOT required!
- Support Command Line Operation (for manual use or inclusion in scripts);
- Support Win98/ME/NT/2000/XP/2003/Vista platforms;
- Automatically resize PDF page to fit your required Word page size;
- Accurately preserve text, pictures, and layout of the original PDF;
- PDF to Word is easy to use;
- Support multiple documents conversion (Batch Processing);
- Support drag and drop PDF files for conversion;
- Support PDF1.6 file format (formerly supported only by Adobe Acrobat 7.0);
- Converted files can be automatically loaded immediately after conversion is complete;
- Support page range conversion (all, from-to, individual pages);
- Support English, French, German, Italian, Chinese Simplified, Chinese Traditional, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Japanese, Korean, Norwegian, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, etc.
- languages;
- Support deletion of graphics and pictures from the generated Word document;
- Support encrypted PDF file conversion;
- Five reconstruction modes for PDF to Word conversion;
- Convert PDF file to flowing MS Word document without text boxes.
Download:-
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/113338778/PDF2Word_v3.0.rar
Error Killer 2.6 Portable
Error Killer 2.6 Portable
ErrorKiller will scan your computer for these invalid system references and file references Invalid file references and system references can cause serious problems with your computer including system failure and frequent crashing. ErrorKiller will scan your computer for these invalid system references and file references.
Error Killer's scan can also find errors due to missing system fonts, missing file associations, missing startup programs, missing files, invalid drivers and invalid application paths.
Download:-
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/113579340/Error_killer_v2.6.rar
ErrorKiller will scan your computer for these invalid system references and file references Invalid file references and system references can cause serious problems with your computer including system failure and frequent crashing. ErrorKiller will scan your computer for these invalid system references and file references.
Error Killer's scan can also find errors due to missing system fonts, missing file associations, missing startup programs, missing files, invalid drivers and invalid application paths.
Download:-
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/113579340/Error_killer_v2.6.rar
SMOKING KILLS
Smoking....Shame Shame Shame
In pakistan about 40% of man & 12%woman are smoking in pakistan
and this percentage is increasing rapidly. smoking is addiction,
it damages the brain cells and effect the way your body works.
It may cause heart diseases n lung cancer. In a cigratte tar,
nicotine and carbomonoxide is present, injorous for health.
smoking is total wastage of money.In Pakistan under 18's are not
allowed to smoke but no one implements this law.
Smoking is become more common in youth...as a
fashion (sorry... but it's a fact) now they have to think...
have to take firm stand. No one can rectify them but their own selves
if they want to perform active part as a good citizen and pakistani
and obviously an ideal person.
Say Noooooo To Smoking.
In pakistan about 40% of man & 12%woman are smoking in pakistan
and this percentage is increasing rapidly. smoking is addiction,
it damages the brain cells and effect the way your body works.
It may cause heart diseases n lung cancer. In a cigratte tar,
nicotine and carbomonoxide is present, injorous for health.
smoking is total wastage of money.In Pakistan under 18's are not
allowed to smoke but no one implements this law.
Smoking is become more common in youth...as a
fashion (sorry... but it's a fact) now they have to think...
have to take firm stand. No one can rectify them but their own selves
if they want to perform active part as a good citizen and pakistani
and obviously an ideal person.
Say Noooooo To Smoking.
*~ Benefits of Honey ~*
*~ Benefits of Honey ~*
Honey
The Predigested Natural Food Since ancient times, humans have used honey as a natural food, as a sweetener, for medical use, for beautification and for many other purposes.
Benefits of Honey
Eyesight
Regular use of honey mixed with the carrot juice helps to improve the eyesight. It should be taken one hour before meals in the morning.
Cough
Mixture of equal quantities of honey and ginger juice is a good expectorant. It gives immediate relief in symptoms like cold, cough, sore throat, congestion of chest and runny nose.
Asthma
Mix half a gram of black pepper powder with honey and ginger juice mixture (equal quantity). Take this mixture at least three times a day. It helps to cure asthma.
Blood Pressure
Take one teaspoonful of garlic juice mixed with two teaspoonful of honey. It can be taken twice a day in the morning and evening. Regular use of this mixture is beneficial for high blood pressure.
Blood Purification and Fat Reduction
Take one glass of warm water and mix 1-2 teaspoonful of honey and one teaspoonful of lemon juice. Take this preparation daily before evacuation. It helps to purify the blood. It also helps to reduce fat and to clean the bowels.
Heart Tonic
One teaspoonful of anise powder mixed with one or two teaspoonful of honey acts a very nice tonic for the heart. It strengthens the heart muscles and improves its functions.
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Honey
The Predigested Natural Food Since ancient times, humans have used honey as a natural food, as a sweetener, for medical use, for beautification and for many other purposes.
Benefits of Honey
Eyesight
Regular use of honey mixed with the carrot juice helps to improve the eyesight. It should be taken one hour before meals in the morning.
Cough
Mixture of equal quantities of honey and ginger juice is a good expectorant. It gives immediate relief in symptoms like cold, cough, sore throat, congestion of chest and runny nose.
Asthma
Mix half a gram of black pepper powder with honey and ginger juice mixture (equal quantity). Take this mixture at least three times a day. It helps to cure asthma.
Blood Pressure
Take one teaspoonful of garlic juice mixed with two teaspoonful of honey. It can be taken twice a day in the morning and evening. Regular use of this mixture is beneficial for high blood pressure.
Blood Purification and Fat Reduction
Take one glass of warm water and mix 1-2 teaspoonful of honey and one teaspoonful of lemon juice. Take this preparation daily before evacuation. It helps to purify the blood. It also helps to reduce fat and to clean the bowels.
Heart Tonic
One teaspoonful of anise powder mixed with one or two teaspoonful of honey acts a very nice tonic for the heart. It strengthens the heart muscles and improves its functions.
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Monday, April 27, 2009
WHAT YOUR BIRTH MONTH MEANS;;;
JANUARY
* Ambitious and serious
* Loves to teach and be taught
* Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses
* Likes to criticize
* Hardworking and productive
* Smart, neat and organized
* Sensitive and has deep thoughts
* Knows how to make others happy
* Quiet unless excited or tensed
* Rather reserved
* Highly attentive
* Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
* Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
* Loves children
* Homely person
* Loyal
* Needs to improve social abilities
* Easily jealous
FEBRUARY
* Abstract thoughts
* Loves reality and abstract
* Intelligent and clever
* Changing personality
* Temperamental
* Quiet, shy and humble
* Low self esteem
* Honest and loyal
* Determined to reach goals
* Loves freedom
* Rebellious when restricted
* Loves aggressiveness
* Too sensitive and easily hurt
* Showing anger easily
* Dislike unnecessary things
* Loves making friends but rarely shows it
* Daring and stubborn
* Ambitious
* Realizing dreams and hopes
* Sharp
* Loves entertainment and leisure
* Romantic on the inside not outside
* Superstitious and ludicrous
* Spendthrift
* Learns to show emotions
MARCH
* Attractive personality
* Affectionate
* Shy and reserved
* Secretive
* Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
* Loves peace and serenity
* Sensitive to others
* Loves to serve others
* Not easily angered
* Trustworthy
* Appreciative and returns kindness
* Observant and assess others
* Revengeful
* Loves to dream and fantasize
* Loves traveling
* Loves attention
* Loves home decors
* Musically talented
* Loves special things
* Moody
APRIL
* Active and dynamic
* Decisive and hateful but tends to regret
* Attractive and affectionate to oneself
* Strong mentality
* Loves attention
* Diplomatic
* Consoling
* Friendly and solves people’s problems
* Brave and fearless
* Adventurous
* Loving and caring
* Suave and generous
* Emotional
* Revengeful
* Aggressive
* Hasty
* Good memory
* Moving
* Motivate oneself and the others
* Sickness usually of the head and chest
* Easily get too jealous
MAY
* Stubborn and hard-hearted
* Strong-willed and highly motivated
* Sharp thoughts
* Easily angered
* Attracts others and loves attention
* Deep feelings
* Beautiful physically and mentally
* Firm standpoint
* Easily influenced
* Needs no motivation
* Easily consoled
* Systematic (left brain)
* Loves to dream
* Strong clairvoyance
* Understanding
* Sickness usually in the ear and neck
* Good imagination
* Good debating skills
* Good physical
* Weak breathing
* Loves literature and the arts
* ! Loves traveling
* Dislike being at home
* Restless
* Hardworking
* High spirited
* Spendthrift
JUNE
* Thinks far with vision
* Easily influenced by kindness
* Polite and soft-spoken
* Having lots of ideas
* Sensitive
* Active mind
* Hesitating
* Tends to delay
* Choosy and always wants the best
* Temperamental
* Funny and humorous
* Loves to joke
* Good debating skills
* Talkative
* Daydreamer
* Friendly
* Knows how to make friends
* Abiding
* Able to show character
* Easily hurt
* Prone to getting colds
* Loves to dress up
* Easily bored
* Fussy
* Seldom show emotions
* Takes time to recover when hurt
* Brand conscious
* Executive
* Stubborn
* Those who loves me are enemies
* Those who hates me are friends
JULY
* Fun to be with
* Secretive
* Difficult to fathom and to be understood
* Quiet unless excited or tensed
* Takes pride in oneself
* Has reputation
* Easily consoled
* Honest
* Concern about people’s feelings
* Tactful
* Friendly
* Approachable
* Very emotional
* Temperamental and unpredictable
* Moody and easily hurt
* Witty and sarky
* Sentimental
* Not revengeful
* Forgiving but never forgets
* Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
* Guides others physically and mentally
* Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
* Caring and loving
* Treats others equally
* Strong sense of sympathy
* Wary and sharp
* Judge people through observations
* Hardworking
* No difficulties
AUGUST
* Loves to joke
* Attractive
* Suave and caring
* Brave and fearless
* Firm and has leadership qualities
* Knows how to console others
* Too generous and egoistic
* Takes high pride of oneself
* Thirsty for praises
* Extraordinary spirit
* Easily angered
* Angry when provoked
* Easily jealous
* Observant
* Careful and cautious
* Thinks quickly
* Independent thoughts
* Loves to lead and to be led
* Loves to dream
* Talented in the arts, music and defense
* Sensitive but not petty
* Poo! r resistance against illnesses
* Learns to relax
* Hasty and rushy
* Romantic
* Loving and caring
* Loves to make friends
SEPTEMBER
* Suave and compromising
* Careful, cautious and organized
* Likes to point out people’s mistakes
* Likes to criticize
* Quiet but able to talk well
* Calm and cool
* Kind and sympathetic
* Concerned and detailed
* Trustworthy, loyal and honest
* Does work well
* Sensitive
* Thinking
* Good memory
* Clever and knowledgeable
* Loves to look for information
* Must control oneself when criticizing
* Able to motivate oneself
* Understanding
* Secretive
* Loves sports, leisure and traveling
* Hardly shows emotions
* Tends to bottle up feelings
* Choosy especially in relationships
* Loves wide things
* Systematic
OCTOBER
* Loves to chat
* Loves those who loves him
* Loves to takes things at the centre
* Attractive and suave
* Inner and physical beauty
* Does not lie or pretend
* Sympathetic
* Treats friends importantly
* Always making friends
* Easily hur! t but recovers easily
* Bad tempered
* Selfish
* Seldom helps unless asked
* Daydreamer
* Very opinionated
* Does not care of what others think
* Emotional
* Decisive
* Strong clairvoyance
* Loves to travel, the arts and literature
* Soft-spoken, loving and caring * Romantic
* Touchy and easily jealous
* Concerned
* Loves outdoors
* Just and fair
* Spendthrift and easily influenced
* Easily lose confidence
NOVEMBER
* Has a lot of ideas
* Difficult to fathom
* Thinks forward
* Unique and brilliant
* Extraordinary ideas
* Sharp thinking
* Fine and strong clairvoyance
* Can become good doctors
* Careful and cautious
* Dynamic in personality
* Secretive
* Inquisitive
* Knows how to dig secrets
* Always thinking
* Less talkative but amiable
* Brave and generous
* Patient
* Stubborn and hard-hearted
* If there is a will, there is a way
* Determined
* Never give up
* Hardly become angry unless provoked
* Loves to be alone
* Thinks differently from others
* Sharp-minded
* Motivates oneself
* Does not appreciates praises
* High-spirited
* Well-built and tough
* Deep love
DECEMBER
* Loyal and generous
* Patriotic
* Active in games and interactions
* Impatient and hasty
* Ambitious
* Influential in organizations
* Fun to be with
* Loves to socialize
* Loves praises
* Loves attention
* Loves to be loved
* Honest and trustworthy
* Not pretending
* Short tempered
* Changing personality
* Not egoistic
* Takes high pride in oneself
* Hates restrictions
* Loves to joke
* Good sense of humor
* Logical
* Ambitious and serious
* Loves to teach and be taught
* Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses
* Likes to criticize
* Hardworking and productive
* Smart, neat and organized
* Sensitive and has deep thoughts
* Knows how to make others happy
* Quiet unless excited or tensed
* Rather reserved
* Highly attentive
* Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
* Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
* Loves children
* Homely person
* Loyal
* Needs to improve social abilities
* Easily jealous
FEBRUARY
* Abstract thoughts
* Loves reality and abstract
* Intelligent and clever
* Changing personality
* Temperamental
* Quiet, shy and humble
* Low self esteem
* Honest and loyal
* Determined to reach goals
* Loves freedom
* Rebellious when restricted
* Loves aggressiveness
* Too sensitive and easily hurt
* Showing anger easily
* Dislike unnecessary things
* Loves making friends but rarely shows it
* Daring and stubborn
* Ambitious
* Realizing dreams and hopes
* Sharp
* Loves entertainment and leisure
* Romantic on the inside not outside
* Superstitious and ludicrous
* Spendthrift
* Learns to show emotions
MARCH
* Attractive personality
* Affectionate
* Shy and reserved
* Secretive
* Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
* Loves peace and serenity
* Sensitive to others
* Loves to serve others
* Not easily angered
* Trustworthy
* Appreciative and returns kindness
* Observant and assess others
* Revengeful
* Loves to dream and fantasize
* Loves traveling
* Loves attention
* Loves home decors
* Musically talented
* Loves special things
* Moody
APRIL
* Active and dynamic
* Decisive and hateful but tends to regret
* Attractive and affectionate to oneself
* Strong mentality
* Loves attention
* Diplomatic
* Consoling
* Friendly and solves people’s problems
* Brave and fearless
* Adventurous
* Loving and caring
* Suave and generous
* Emotional
* Revengeful
* Aggressive
* Hasty
* Good memory
* Moving
* Motivate oneself and the others
* Sickness usually of the head and chest
* Easily get too jealous
MAY
* Stubborn and hard-hearted
* Strong-willed and highly motivated
* Sharp thoughts
* Easily angered
* Attracts others and loves attention
* Deep feelings
* Beautiful physically and mentally
* Firm standpoint
* Easily influenced
* Needs no motivation
* Easily consoled
* Systematic (left brain)
* Loves to dream
* Strong clairvoyance
* Understanding
* Sickness usually in the ear and neck
* Good imagination
* Good debating skills
* Good physical
* Weak breathing
* Loves literature and the arts
* ! Loves traveling
* Dislike being at home
* Restless
* Hardworking
* High spirited
* Spendthrift
JUNE
* Thinks far with vision
* Easily influenced by kindness
* Polite and soft-spoken
* Having lots of ideas
* Sensitive
* Active mind
* Hesitating
* Tends to delay
* Choosy and always wants the best
* Temperamental
* Funny and humorous
* Loves to joke
* Good debating skills
* Talkative
* Daydreamer
* Friendly
* Knows how to make friends
* Abiding
* Able to show character
* Easily hurt
* Prone to getting colds
* Loves to dress up
* Easily bored
* Fussy
* Seldom show emotions
* Takes time to recover when hurt
* Brand conscious
* Executive
* Stubborn
* Those who loves me are enemies
* Those who hates me are friends
JULY
* Fun to be with
* Secretive
* Difficult to fathom and to be understood
* Quiet unless excited or tensed
* Takes pride in oneself
* Has reputation
* Easily consoled
* Honest
* Concern about people’s feelings
* Tactful
* Friendly
* Approachable
* Very emotional
* Temperamental and unpredictable
* Moody and easily hurt
* Witty and sarky
* Sentimental
* Not revengeful
* Forgiving but never forgets
* Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
* Guides others physically and mentally
* Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
* Caring and loving
* Treats others equally
* Strong sense of sympathy
* Wary and sharp
* Judge people through observations
* Hardworking
* No difficulties
AUGUST
* Loves to joke
* Attractive
* Suave and caring
* Brave and fearless
* Firm and has leadership qualities
* Knows how to console others
* Too generous and egoistic
* Takes high pride of oneself
* Thirsty for praises
* Extraordinary spirit
* Easily angered
* Angry when provoked
* Easily jealous
* Observant
* Careful and cautious
* Thinks quickly
* Independent thoughts
* Loves to lead and to be led
* Loves to dream
* Talented in the arts, music and defense
* Sensitive but not petty
* Poo! r resistance against illnesses
* Learns to relax
* Hasty and rushy
* Romantic
* Loving and caring
* Loves to make friends
SEPTEMBER
* Suave and compromising
* Careful, cautious and organized
* Likes to point out people’s mistakes
* Likes to criticize
* Quiet but able to talk well
* Calm and cool
* Kind and sympathetic
* Concerned and detailed
* Trustworthy, loyal and honest
* Does work well
* Sensitive
* Thinking
* Good memory
* Clever and knowledgeable
* Loves to look for information
* Must control oneself when criticizing
* Able to motivate oneself
* Understanding
* Secretive
* Loves sports, leisure and traveling
* Hardly shows emotions
* Tends to bottle up feelings
* Choosy especially in relationships
* Loves wide things
* Systematic
OCTOBER
* Loves to chat
* Loves those who loves him
* Loves to takes things at the centre
* Attractive and suave
* Inner and physical beauty
* Does not lie or pretend
* Sympathetic
* Treats friends importantly
* Always making friends
* Easily hur! t but recovers easily
* Bad tempered
* Selfish
* Seldom helps unless asked
* Daydreamer
* Very opinionated
* Does not care of what others think
* Emotional
* Decisive
* Strong clairvoyance
* Loves to travel, the arts and literature
* Soft-spoken, loving and caring * Romantic
* Touchy and easily jealous
* Concerned
* Loves outdoors
* Just and fair
* Spendthrift and easily influenced
* Easily lose confidence
NOVEMBER
* Has a lot of ideas
* Difficult to fathom
* Thinks forward
* Unique and brilliant
* Extraordinary ideas
* Sharp thinking
* Fine and strong clairvoyance
* Can become good doctors
* Careful and cautious
* Dynamic in personality
* Secretive
* Inquisitive
* Knows how to dig secrets
* Always thinking
* Less talkative but amiable
* Brave and generous
* Patient
* Stubborn and hard-hearted
* If there is a will, there is a way
* Determined
* Never give up
* Hardly become angry unless provoked
* Loves to be alone
* Thinks differently from others
* Sharp-minded
* Motivates oneself
* Does not appreciates praises
* High-spirited
* Well-built and tough
* Deep love
DECEMBER
* Loyal and generous
* Patriotic
* Active in games and interactions
* Impatient and hasty
* Ambitious
* Influential in organizations
* Fun to be with
* Loves to socialize
* Loves praises
* Loves attention
* Loves to be loved
* Honest and trustworthy
* Not pretending
* Short tempered
* Changing personality
* Not egoistic
* Takes high pride in oneself
* Hates restrictions
* Loves to joke
* Good sense of humor
* Logical
AMAZIN N VERY INTRESTING
> The Statue of Liberty’s index finger is eight feet long.
>> Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile.
>> A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
>> A Boeing 747’s wing span is longer than the Wright brother’s first
flight.(the Wright brother’s invented the airplane).
>> There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
>> One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
>> The word “set ” has the most number of definitions in the English language;192.
>> Slugs have four noses.
>> Sharks can live up to 100 years.
>> Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.
>> Kangaroos can’t walk backwards.
>> About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday.
>> The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in
Montana in 1887.
>> The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is
actually a tiny sonic boom.
>> Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year
presidency.
>> Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints.
>> There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human.
>> It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in
it to begin with.
>> The world’s largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002.
>> Octopus have three hearts.
>> If you ate too many carrots, you’d turn orange.
>> The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.
>> 1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old.
>> The body has 2-3 million sweat glands.
>> Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs.
>> Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother’s womb. The
survivor is born.
>> Most cats are left pawed.
>> 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
>> A Blue whale’s tongue weighs more than an elephant.
>> You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!.
>> Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours.
>> An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce.
>> Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile.
>> A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
>> A Boeing 747’s wing span is longer than the Wright brother’s first
flight.(the Wright brother’s invented the airplane).
>> There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
>> One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
>> The word “set ” has the most number of definitions in the English language;192.
>> Slugs have four noses.
>> Sharks can live up to 100 years.
>> Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.
>> Kangaroos can’t walk backwards.
>> About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday.
>> The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in
Montana in 1887.
>> The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is
actually a tiny sonic boom.
>> Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year
presidency.
>> Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints.
>> There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human.
>> It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in
it to begin with.
>> The world’s largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002.
>> Octopus have three hearts.
>> If you ate too many carrots, you’d turn orange.
>> The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.
>> 1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old.
>> The body has 2-3 million sweat glands.
>> Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs.
>> Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother’s womb. The
survivor is born.
>> Most cats are left pawed.
>> 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
>> A Blue whale’s tongue weighs more than an elephant.
>> You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!.
>> Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours.
>> An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
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yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
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Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..
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Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad lago se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega.Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
Meri taref se apko 1 "PAPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Batau Q? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam de hai!
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai lia kaghaz, tasvir aapki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, per wo tu bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"
Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..
Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!
Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge!
Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad lago se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega.Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
Meri taref se apko 1 "PAPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Batau Q? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam de hai!
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai lia kaghaz, tasvir aapki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, per wo tu bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
Tumsa koi zamane me hua tu RAB say shikayat hogi... Ek tu jhela nahi jaata... doosra aa gaya to kya haalat hogi.....HeHeHeHeHe..
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hum, Aey Chal Chal Hawa Aane De!!
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...
Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.
Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye, Baki jo tel tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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Description: Current PC Magazine Editor's Choice Winner (June 2005), Spyware Doctor is a 5-star rated Spyware remover and provides real-time Anti-Spyware protection against Spyware, adware, Trojan horses, keyloggers, Spyware cookies, adbots, spybots, browser hijackers, phishing attacks and other Malware threats. Additionally it actively protects web browsing using Internet Explorer with a built-in popup blocker and malicious site guard.
Spybot - Search & Destroy
spybot
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Description: Spybot - Search & Destroy can detect and remove a multitude of adware files and modules from your computer. Spybot also can clean program and Web-usage tracks from your system, which is especially useful if you share your computer. Modules chosen for removal can be sent directly to the included file shredder, ensuring complete elimination from your system. For advanced users, it allows you to fix Registry inconsistencies related to adware and to malicious program installations.
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